Monday, August 26, 2013

Newspaper

Ted was a very wealthy investor. He had bought and traded stocks all his life but was very low keyed and few knew of his wealth He was single and lived a very modest life and gave to all the charities, usually annonimously but in a small town word got around. Everbody liked and respected Ted. Ted had a secret, from time to time he craved for a woman to spank or sqeeze his nuts. The town librarian had spanked, squeezed and pinched Ted's nuts whenever she felt like it which was usually once or twice a week. She took an early retirement and went and lived with relatives in California. Ted needed a good slap in the nuts. The more he thought about it he realized that he needed to find a lady to slap his nuts on a regular basis, like th librarian - not easy in the small prairie town he lived in. He decided to advertise. The town had a small weekly newspaper, dedicated to local events and an active classified section. That was just the thing! A classified ad under help wanted and to mainatin his annominity with response to a newspaper box number. Ted drafted an ad looking for a refined lady to swat a man where it hurt on a regular basis, reasonable remuneration. He was pretty happy with the ad. There was no offensive language and it was not obscene. There were a number of local women, widowed or divorced who had to struggle to make ends meet. Ted hoped that one or more would respond to his ad. He took the ad down to the newspaper and went in and up to the counter. Good lord, Ted got red in the face - the woman who came up to the counter was a woman Ted had know all his life. She smiled and greeted him by name and asked if he had an ad to place and if he placed it right away it would get in the next edition, instead of waiting a week. With his eyes down, Ted pushed the ad coy to Agnes. Agnes read the ad and burst out laughing. She called over Susan, the other woman in the office and showed her the ad and said that Ted wanted a woman to smack his nuts. They both stood there, laughing at Ted. Susan asked how much it paid. Ted with his head down, mumbled that was to be negotiated. That brought forward another gale of laughter, Agnes said the ad would cause a sensation, there were lots of women looking for a little extra each month. She said the ad costs $4.00 but she would pay that herself. Susan had lived in DesMoines and she considered herself a big city sophisticate. She decided to have some fun with Ted. She asked Ted if he really wanted to get his nuts wrung. Ted nodded yes. Susan said that wasn't good enough, if he wanted her and Agnes to wring his nuts he had to plead. Ted stood with his head down. Susan told Ted to just imagine, the office closed and him with no pants on, laying on the counter with his legs spread and Agnes squeezing one nut and her squeezing the other. Ted groaned and said yes, please yes. Both women were laughing at Ted. Susan locked the office door. Agnes told Ted to take his pants off and stand in the corner. Agnes was a spinster and she found the whole episode foreign and exciting and when Ted pulled down his pants and his erection sprang out she walked over, grabbed his hard on in one hand and his nuts in the other. He was looking at her with adoration in his eyes and kept repeating her name - Agnes, Agnes, Agnes. Agnes felt a tremendous surge of empowerment. She had the richest and most powerful man in the county by the nuts and she wasn' going to let go. She had him and she had him good. Agnes looked into his eyes, smiled and squeezed his nuts. He screamed and she climaxed.