Monday, September 17, 2007

Miss Pennypacker and The Dean

We had earlier met Trudy Pennypacker in Art Class. At that time she was the art teacher at a small college for women. She did very well in instituting evening art classes which brought in a sizable amount of extra tuition. The classes were very popular with graduate alumni who found the models amusing and interesting. They were models of young men getting hit in the nuts, much more modern than standing in some ancient Greek pose.

Miss Pennypackers' extra revenue notwithstanding, the college was in a financial bind. They needed extra revenue. Given Miss Pennypacker's success with the art classes the new dean asked if she could come up with any ideas. A few days later Miss Pennypacker reported back to the Dean with what she thought was a sure fire revenue producer. She suggested the college put on Friday night classic Greek entertainment. The dean looked at Miss Pennypacker as if she had lost her mind and asked who would pay good money to see such a thing. Miss Pennypacker said it would work and with no other suggestions the dean told her to go ahead since if they didn't come up with something soon the college would have to close.

Miss Pennypacker made the arrangements and advertised for the Greek entertainment. It was to be held in the basketball auditorium and there was a good sized turn out, fueled mainly by curiosity and free tickets. Miss Pennypacker had convinced the dean that the first show was free and after they had hooked the audience they would charge after that. The crowd didn't know what to expect. There was a boxing ring in the center. Miss Pennypacker stood in the center of the ring and with a microphone addressed the crowd. She said that in ancient times wrestling was a favorite form of entertainment. The Greeks wrestled naked and tonight they would half do that. She called for the male wrestler to come out. He ran down the aisle and hopped into the ring. He was stark naked, well muscled and had large genitals. Miss Pennypacker introduced him to the crowd as Rod. She said the rules were simple, no punching but all holds were legal and the first wrestler to yield lost the match. Miss Pennypacker had her hair in a bun and was dressed in a tweed skirt, modest blouse and a sweater. She took off her sensible shoes but kept on her glasses. She said that she would be the other wrestler. This took the crowd completely by surprise. There was laughter and heckling.

Miss Pennypacker handed the mike to an assistant who declared that the match had started. Rod looked completely surprised and befuddled. He just stood there, not knowing what to do. Miss Pennypacker walked up to Rod, held out her hand for a handshake which Rod took. She stepped forward and pulled him forward with her right hand. Her left hand came down and grasped his bare dangling nuts and squeezed them. Rod let out a scream and sank to his knees. Miss Pennypacker bent over him, still squeezing his nuts. She asked him if he yielded. he just groaned in agony. She continued to squeeze and asked again if he yielded. Rod was squirming on the mat. Miss Pennypacker crouched down beside Rod, still squeezing his nuts and again asked if he yielded. The crowd was going wild, whooping laughing and shouting. Even if he yielded no one could hear it. Miss Pennypacker just crouched beside Rod, squeezing his nuts. He was wailing in agony as Miss Pennypacker got comfortable, sitting cross-legged between Rod's legs. She took a testicle in each hand, squeezing them and digging her thumbs into them. She smiled at the cheering crowd and looked at Rod. He was so big and muscular but was wailing like a baby. Miss Pennypacker couldn't help but laugh at him. Eventually he passed out and the mach was declared a win for Miss Pennypacker.

As Rod was being carried from the ring Miss Pennypacker took the microphone and asked the crowd to give Rod a hand. She said that there were three matches scheduled for the evening and she then introduced Pete, the second naked wrestler. Pete came down the aisle with less enthusiasm than Rod and he carefully stepped into the ring rather than the hop that Rod had used. As he came to the center of the ring he had both hands firmly clamped over his nuts. He had seen how Miss Pennypacker had quickly devastated Rod by crushing his nuts and Pete was afraid of her doing that to him. Miss Pennypacker's assistant declared that the match had started. Miss Pennypacker came forward and held out her hand for a handshake. Pete had seen her use that with Rod so he just backed up with his hands protecting his nuts. Miss Pennypacker was in a playful mood and she made several playful jabs towards Pete's balls. Each time she did Pete backed up. Within a minute she had Pete running backwards around the ring with his hands covering his nuts. The crowd loved it. They were laughing and hooting with all the female audience urging Miss Pennypacker to get him by the balls.

Pete was terrified of Miss Pennypacker. She managed to catch him by an ear which she twisted and led him around by his ear. She then switched her grip to his nose and led him around the ring by his nose. Pete looked pretty ridiculous being led around by his nose by Miss Pennypacker with her hair in a bun and her glasses wearing her tweed skirt and sensible blouse and sweater. She looked like a meek librarian. Pete was buck naked, bent over with his hands clamped over his nuts. Miss Pennypacker gripped Pete's nose tightly and viciously twisted it. Pete let out a howl and his hands instinctively came up to his nose. It was what Miss Pennypacker and all the women in the audience were waiting for. She let go of his nose and both of her hands dived to his groin. There was a look of wide eyed shock as the pain hit Pete. Miss Pennypacker had a nut in each hand and she was squeezing each one between her thumb and forefinger. Just like Rod, Pete collapsed and Miss Pennypacker crouched down beside him, squeezing his nuts. Pete was too far gone to yield, he just laid there accepting the terrible punishment. Miss Pennypacker moved around so she was sitting on Pete's stomach, facing his crotch as she continued to squeeze his nuts. Finally Pete passed out and Miss Pennypacker was declared the winner again.

The final naked male wrestler was introduced. Thor ran down the aisle and into the ring. He belligerently pushed Miss Pennypacker and grabbed the microphone from her and shouted that he was going to rip her apart and her cheap nut grabbing trick would not work on him. Miss Pennypacker smiled, and from behind reached between Thor's legs and grabbed and squeezed his nuts. With a stunned look on his face Thor clamped his legs together and sank down to his knees. Miss Pennypacker took the microphone back from Thor and declared that her cheap nut grabbing trick was working just fine. With Thor wailing in agony in the background Miss Pennypacker announced that was the Classical Greek Entertainment for the evening and there would be more wrestling events scheduled for the next Friday and the tickets are now on sale at the box office. She went on to say that there would be downloadable photos of her wresting grips on her new web site. The next day there were photos of her . The photos and short videos of Miss Pennypacker in her conservative clothes, her hair in a bun and her glasses squeezing the nuts of the naked wrestlers quickly became an internet sensation. The photo downloads were free and the videos were $15.00 each.

The dean called Miss Pennypacker into his office to congratulate her. He said that the videos were selling in the hundreds per day and under the revenue sharing set up between Miss Pennypacker and the college he hoped that the financial crisis affecting the college would be alleviated. Dr Banks, the dean, mentioned that even with the video orders maybe they could do something else for extra revenue. Miss Pennypacker smiled and said she had always been concerned by the lack of training on women's self defense. She said she would be interested in a video on women's self defense and how best to disable an attacker. She said she would put something together for him to look at.

Dr Banks said that was a good idea and asked her what the video would be like. Mis Pennypacker said she would show him as she smiled and grabbed him by his nuts and gave them a good squeeze.

More about Miss Pennypacker coming soon.